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By hornypenguin (Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 11:43:30 AM EST) (all tags)
Oh dear it's so sad... I'm sitting here alone. Drinking Cinzano on the rocks. Listening to Bob Dylan - what's going on?

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By hornypenguin (Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 03:58:20 AM EST) (all tags)
Less than two weeks until the deadlines for all this term's work. Can't write. Wont write.

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By hornypenguin (Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 03:46:01 AM EST) (all tags)
Is the song going round and round my head today. Strange.

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By hornypenguin (Mon Apr 04, 2005 at 01:49:49 AM EST) (all tags)
Inside:

Info on Amsterdam weekend! Crap lecturer gets her come-upance! Best friend's boyfriend is biggest wanker I have ever met!


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By hornypenguin (Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 08:05:42 PM EST) (all tags)
Amsterdam hen weekend tomorrow...

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By hornypenguin (Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 12:41:44 AM EST) (all tags)
Hello strangers...

I'm at home skiving off writing an essay with the title: 'A critical analysis of international, national and local policies which have been introduced to widen participation in education for people from a range of social classes' No wonder I'm avoiding it - quite dull really.


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By hornypenguin (Fri Nov 26, 2004 at 10:40:19 AM EST) (all tags)
Im drunk, Im working all hours god sends, I had a crap fight with my bf (why are men such shits by the way?) and Im knackered. Any pearls of wisdom from anyone?

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By hornypenguin (Mon Aug 16, 2004 at 09:16:22 AM EST) (all tags)
What's new? I'm a debt collector having lost a responsible job working for the citizens advice bureau. i'm a souless shell of a woman. hows everyone else? p.s. i'm thinking of writing an erotic thriller based on my own sexual experiences - wuddya think?

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By hornypenguin (Tue Oct 07, 2003 at 09:35:34 AM EST) (all tags)
or nostalgic, or something like that...

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By hornypenguin (Thu Oct 02, 2003 at 12:52:37 AM EST) (all tags)
Got to uni about 5 mins ago, met my mate Donna, now it's nearly time for my second lecture in I.T...

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